What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate.
I’M BACK!
Hi guys. It’s been a while. How have you been?
Come on. Don’t look at me like that. I know I haven’t been around, but I’ve had shit to do.
So we cool? We cool.
A lot has changed, guys. There are blonde streaks in my hair. I’m working in an office. Uh…fucking Futurama is back.
Okay, so maybe not that much has changed, but I thought you all at least deserved to know that I’m not dead. And I plan on actually writing a little more over the summer, chronicling my adventures and what not.
But I can’t promise I won’t forget again. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.

Welcome back, you crazy diamond!